Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

pointless dialogue part deux

Ned says:
nice post on the blog buddy
Andy says:
yeah - we're pretty interesting people
Ned says:
i was doing 15 things at once
Ned says:
couldn't chat
Ned says:
thats fuckin great though
Andy says:
let me guess, 1. jerking off 2. taking a shit 3. brushing your teeth. 4. tying your shoes 5. thumb up your bum 6. sun tanning 7. sucking cock 8. cooking dinner 9. driving 10. perfecting your golf swing 11. hopping on one foot 12. combing your hair 13. trimming your pubes 14. drooling 15. instant messaging me
Andy says:
am I on the right track?
Ned says:
except for # 7
Ned says:
was actually getting my cock sucked
Andy says:
what's his name?
Ned says:
Bubbles
Andy says:
what a weird name for a boy
Ned says:
a black man
Andy says:
ok - that makes sense then

pointless dialogue

Ned says:
you on here?
Andy says:
yuppers
Ned says:
just got mylaptop back
Ned says:
was getting fixed
Andy says:
that's nice ned - i don't give a fuck
Andy says:
what are you doing today?
Ned says:
well u asked why i was never on IM
Andy says:
whatever dude
Ned says:
Nothing
Andy says:
is it cold where you are?
Ned says:
40
Andy says:
it's 75 here - going surfing after work
Ned says:
sweet
Andy says:
when are you moving out here again?
Ned says:
soon enough
Andy says:
are you happy to be back?
Ned says:
yeas
Ned says:
yes
Andy says:
did a cat walk across your keyboard?
Andy says:
or are you typing with your balls?
Ned says:
my tongue
Andy says:
ew
Andy says:
i need to get on the vegas trip
Andy says:
are you living in portsmouth now?
Ned says:
yes looking for a place right now
Andy says:
i miss you neddles
Ned says:
i miss you to Andy
Andy says:
do you still see ren and sharon ever?
Ned says:
nope
Andy says:
really?
Ned says:
haven't seen them in over a year or so
Andy says:
where are they?
Ned says:
no idea
Andy says:
woah
Andy says:
that's craaazzzyyy
Ned says:
not really
Andy says:
yeah - but i thought they still lived in portsmouth too - guess not
Ned says:
i think ren does
Ned says:
haven't seen him since we lived together 2 years ago
Ned says:
he was on the Vineyard for awhile i think
Andy says:
hangin at the damp toast with sonny?
Ned says:
probably
Andy says:
so - the whole trip to puerto rico was good?
Ned says:
it was a lot of fun
Andy says:
any crazy shit happen?
Ned says:
just pissed away $
Andy says:
that sucks
Ned says:
love rileys blog
Andy says:
yeah - he's pretty cool
Andy says:
he needs to post more though - he's gettiing lazy
Andy says:
so ned - get to work and save some money for vegas
Andy says:
we've got some catching up to do
Ned says:
working on it buddy. gotta run i'll hit you up later
Andy says:
alright - god bless
Ned says:
PEACE OUT BROTHA

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

cnn poll - this made my day

Quick Vote
Which do you find more objectionable?
Michael Phelps' bong 6% 10911
Alex Rodriguez's steroids 53% 94112
Equally objectionable 27% 47303
Neither is objectionable 14% 24921
Total Votes: 177247

Wednesday, February 4, 2009