Friday, May 29, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

back and forth with a coworker - too funny not to share

Andy says:
do we have monday off?
Sean Walsh says:
does the pope wear a funny hat?
Sean Walsh says:
he does
Andy says:
does your mom gurgle?
Sean Walsh says:
she does
Andy says:
dude from the DMV hasn't called back?
Sean Walsh says:
he has, im just keeping it a secret
Sean Walsh says:
you will be the first to know brotha
Andy says:
let's get his address and do a stake out in front of his house
Sean Walsh says:
i am supposed to call him at 11am today....cross your fingers
Sean Walsh says:
if that doesnt work, im done for a stake out
Andy says:
i'll cross my fingers, toes, eyes, and my cock if it can bend that way
Sean Walsh says:
if it can, can i see? not gay, just that would be incredible
Andy says:
are balls crossable?
Sean Walsh says:
yes
Andy says:
i think i'll call it a twizzler

Friday, May 1, 2009

tid bits...

I think Rondo would have beat the shit out of Kirk Heinrich. I disagree with you J, the refs made the correct call. Rondo didn't throw a punch. He did grab his arm and fling him into the scorers table, which is a flagrant foul. These are the playoffs, and these are grown men. He deserved to keep playing, and he did. The C's will win in game 7 at home, but I do question how far they will make it in these playoffs without KG. Ben Gordon is a tank. I can't stand the sight of Joakim Noah, but did you see him take the ball the length of the court and dunk on Pierce? Impressive. Anyhoo...Ned, how you doin? Perry, Mank, Perv, Newtsy, Snake...what's shakin? Snake, when you coming home? Will I be rich someday? I sure feel like I will do something big and important in my life. If only I had stayed in school and gotten a post-grad degree of some sort. Although, what's really important in life? My grandfather who died before I was born was asked what his goals in life were. His reply, "kids." He had four of 'em. What are my plans for the weekend? I'm going by Trader Joes to pick up a few bottles of their Coastal Cabernet on the way home. $4 a bottle and pretty darn good. I've got some big meetings next week that I'm definitely looking forward to. Maybe one of them will make me rich. I used to drink a lot. I still do, but I used to too. Peace be with you, and also with you.

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