back and forth with a coworker - too funny not to share

Andy says:
do we have monday off?
Sean Walsh says:
does the pope wear a funny hat?
Sean Walsh says:
he does
Andy says:
does your mom gurgle?
Sean Walsh says:
she does
Andy says:
dude from the DMV hasn't called back?
Sean Walsh says:
he has, im just keeping it a secret
Sean Walsh says:
you will be the first to know brotha
Andy says:
let's get his address and do a stake out in front of his house
Sean Walsh says:
i am supposed to call him at 11am today....cross your fingers
Sean Walsh says:
if that doesnt work, im done for a stake out
Andy says:
i'll cross my fingers, toes, eyes, and my cock if it can bend that way
Sean Walsh says:
if it can, can i see? not gay, just that would be incredible
Andy says:
are balls crossable?
Sean Walsh says:
yes
Andy says:
i think i'll call it a twizzler